
An Accountant, an Engineer, and an Economist walk into a bar...
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Senior management had collected a lot of operations data but did not know what to do with it.
They knew they needed a numbers person and decided to interview an accountant, an engineer and an economist. During the interview they assessed their math skills.
First was the accountant.
Interview: What is 1+1?
Accountant: 1+1 = 2.
Interview: Are you sure?
Accountant: Absolutely. 1+1 equals 2 and only 2.
Next the engineer.
Interview: What is 1+1?
Engineer: 1+1 = 2.
Interview: Are you sure?
Engineer: Well, within acceptable tolerance levels yes, 1+1 is 2.
Last the economist.
Interview: What is 1+1?
The economist got up, closed the door, drew the blinds, leaned across the table and replied, "What do you want it to equal?"